Caw- Fay Jitters.

I stopped this morning in the kitchen doing something I have never done in my life. It's a stepping stone towards a new phase in life per se' and even a memorable moment from this day forth. -insert dramatic music-

I... made... coffee.

To clear things up, I have made coffee before. Might even say all my life, due to the fact that I used 2 make coffee for my dad as a kid on the weekends, fishing trips, and when I got older when we got off work and had breakfast. Come to think of it, I may have been taught to do so because we didn't have a fancy timed coffee machine... pwnd.

But anywho, I never drank coffee on a regular basis until this past weekend. Though 3 days in a row doesn't really count as a "regular basis," I may have to let you know I rarely drink coffee. Unless I was studying for a test, sitting at IHOP with my boys late at night, or enjoying a nice cigar with a friend and no liquor was available, that bitter tasting bean drink never touched my lips. Also I felt that Starbucks, Seattle's Best, and any other franchise coffee house was a sham and the anti- Christ for what they charged. For the price of coffee, cream, a dab of caramel, and some whipped cream... I could get a decent sized crack rock for the same price of 5 or so dollars. Or so I've heard...hehe. Please note I am not telling you do crack instead of drinking coffee.

So this weekend while grocery shopping I was lured by the smell of HEB's coffee bar. I love the smell of the beans, but the taste of the actual drink... eh. I was randomly sniffing away at the robust aroma walking with my cousin, when from the corner of my eye I saw an all familiar name of something I love. ALMOND JOY 030!!!

Now, I've had those candy inspired coffee flavors before, but this... this stuff is more addictive than crack. ( if you're thinking I know alot about crack, I don't do crack... its just an expression.)

Now I have come into 3 dilemma's I need to solve...

1- what will the increased amount of caffeine do to me.

2- i need a new coffee maker with a timer

3- where do i get a cool looking coffee tumbler I see alot of ppl using at work. D:

...fuck you process of social conformation. fuck you.